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lauren.uta@gmail.com
23/f/brooklyn

I don’t wear pants or jeans.
I wear dresses and skirts.</description><title>whenever a teenager cries,</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ittyknockers)</generator><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Campbell University's mascot, Gaylord the Camel</title><description>&lt;a href="http://radaronline.com/photos/2008/08/americas_saddest_college_mascots_02.php"&gt;Campbell University's mascot, Gaylord the Camel&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/49075150</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/49075150</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:14:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Seth Green says: “Babe alert!”
What do you do when...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-1ZQoE1fdgY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-1ZQoE1fdgY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seth Green says: “Babe alert!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What do you do when you see babes? HIT THEM IN THE FACE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, MIMES SUCK!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Shannon!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/49000361</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/49000361</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:42:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more thing! Seriously, this picture is a tribute to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/l496cmKCCdjat9kgn4ztrdFo_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;One more thing! Seriously, this picture is a tribute to the microphone and its insane saga over the past two weeks. I would not have it any other way. Liz &amp; Laura — thank you for your help. For real.</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48960461</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48960461</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:46:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A platitude of gratitude.</title><description>I need to get back in a better headspace. So I’m copping a move from K-hole and doing a mass...</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48959970</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48959970</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:40:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>annette - “when you get what you want”</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/48959286/l496cmKCCdja7zspKbUsKP6J&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;annette - “when you get what you want”</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48959286</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48959286</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:29:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hannah Upp - Missing Harlem Teacher</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.ny1.com/content/top_stories/85516/cops-continue-search-for-missing-harlem-teacher/Default.aspx"&gt;Hannah Upp - Missing Harlem Teacher&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48958514</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48958514</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:15:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Katie on McCain</title><description>Katie: man i was getting really bummed watching mccain last night&#13;
me: UUGHHH&#13;
Katie: it felt like...</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48885560</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48885560</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:55:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Librarians Against Pallin</title><description>

Thanks to Shannon for passing this my way. Nancy Pallin’s VP appointment is not only...</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48882245</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48882245</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:32:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>freakazoid.
very appropriate for the night’s events.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/48818627/l496cmKCCdhueyiixoNdHHZT&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;freakazoid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;very appropriate for the night’s events.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48818627</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48818627</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:19:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be."</title><description>“You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.” - Robin, circa 3/2008. Must...</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48818444</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48818444</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:17:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sloppy McGee got a haircut.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/l496cmKCCdg6nedrGRNtp9y5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sloppy McGee got a haircut.</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48638503</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48638503</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:26:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Can We Just Boycott Sarah Pallin Instead? Because When You Run For VP, Your Personal Life Is No Longer Personal.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://usweeklyboycott.blogspot.com/"&gt;Can We Just Boycott Sarah Pallin Instead? Because When You Run For VP, Your Personal Life Is No Longer Personal.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48613765</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48613765</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:37:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Icelandic pony. Just ‘cause.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/l496cmKCCdfsjpmeGixFfKQH_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Icelandic pony. Just ‘cause.</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48595660</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48595660</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:51:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Time Lapse Photography of Lauren</title><description>Check my progression—-

Freshman year of college (it begins)


Sophomore year of college (it...</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48565831</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48565831</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Giant. Microbes.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/l496cmKCCdewuz26U61Q5hAs_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Giant. Microbes.</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48498618</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48498618</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:04:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>martin - “thriller” [on the accordion]</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/48497594/l496cmKCCdewi0qxoUctt9OW&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;martin - “thriller” [on the accordion]</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48497594</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48497594</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:54:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WANT.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/l496cmKCCdehggr5rMp13BWB_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WANT.</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48453609</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48453609</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:53:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Eagles Inadvertently Wrote a Gay Pride Anthem</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eagles/busybeingfabulous.html"&gt;The Eagles Inadvertently Wrote a Gay Pride Anthem&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48444454</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48444454</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:38:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Try to wax poetic on the rightness/wrongness of this photo.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/l496cmKCCdee71raRcfnyuPK_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Try to wax poetic on the rightness/wrongness of this photo.</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48442475</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48442475</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:22:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ew &amp; Not-So-Ew Dresses of the Day (F21.com)</title><description>







EW (my grandmother in the 1960s, on a cruise)








NOT SO EW (my mother in the 60s, going...</description><link>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48442289</link><guid>http://ittyknockers.tumblr.com/post/48442289</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:19:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
